Type the first line of a folk song into your phone and then let autocomplete write the second line for you.
I used "As I was going to Strawberry fair" the follow-on was "... last night and the first one was a bit of a mess but I thought it was refried beans."
My second go was "Blow the wind southerly" with the follow-on "... and the snow is going to be so cold today."
I think we can say that the songwriting profession is still safe!
Image by Aviavlad from Pixabay
A card sent to Ian,
drawn by Simon Drewe (www.simondrew.co.uk/)
I'm obviously on a roll.
Enjoy! Laugh more!
You are a bus driver. At the first stop of the day, eight people get on board. At the second stop, four get off, and eleven get on. At the third stop, two get off, and six get on. At the fourth stop, thirteen get off, and one gets on. At the fifth stop, five get off, and three get on. At the sixth stop, three get off, and two get on. What colour are the bus driver's eyes?