From Margaret - Reflections on COVID-19

I'm obviously on a roll.

1. Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.The other half with a drinking problem.
   
2. I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune, now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
   
3. I need to practise social distancing with the fridge.
   
4. I still haven’t decided where to go in the morning – the living room or the bedroom.
   
5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they still fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
   
6. I don’t think anyone expected when we changed the clocks, we’d go from Standard Time to Twilight Zone.
   
7. This morning, I saw my neighbour talking to her cat again.It was obvious she thought her cat understood her.   When I got back in the house, I told my dog and we both laughed.
   
8. My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
   
9. I’m so excited when it’s time to take out the rubbish.   What should I wear?
   
10. Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under…
    

Keep Your Distance, Keep Healthy and  Keep Safe.