From Stephen - Reflections of the Virus

Found this on the internet - you may have seen it already.
Reflections of the Virus

1. Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half with a drinking problem
   
2. I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune, now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe
3. I need to practice social distancing with the fridge.
4. I still haven't decided where to go for a holiday - the living room or the bedroom
5. Every few days, try your jeans on just to make sure they still fit. Pyjama's will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
6. I don't think anyone expected when we changed the clocks, we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
7. This morning, I saw my neighbour talking to her dog again. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. When I got back into the house, I told my cats and we laughed.
8. My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
9. I'm so excited it's time to take out the rubbish. What should I wear?
10. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to "Puerto Backyarda" cos I'm getting real tired of "Los Livingroom"
11. Classified ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun
12. Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under....!!

Be Safe my dear friends

Kind regards,
Stephen