From Margaret - a couple of titbits from my calendar

Newsletter 4: What a lovely variety of comments, puzzles, just news!

HUSBAND TO WIFE IN QUEUE:
"Don't complain, the queue is probably the only bit of structure we will experience for the next few weeks".
HUSBAND TO WIFE ON THE TELEPHONE
"Stop spreading gossip" Wife - "I'm not gossiping, I am just recycling information."