For our family games/quiz night we had a preliminary challenge "take a photo of an inanimate object that looks like you".
This was my effort (pretty good I thought).
... The book is Mrs Beeton's, the page - what to do with leftovers - topical n’est ce pas?
I was quietly confident.
I was outraged to be allocated 3 place out of 4.
Disgruntled? well certainly NOT gruntled.